5.30.2009
WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED SO FAR
Received this in my email via Dr. A. Stabbyarms.
Recently this blog has just been youtubes, word up.
5.29.2009
5.24.2009
5.22.2009
THE FUTURE OF MEDIA
Okay, so this is on some "goodbye horses" basement Buffalo Bill shit,
It is genuinely terrifying at first. But I actually really, really like his music.
Homeboy has hundreds of videos... What the fuuuuuuck?
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tonetta777&view=videos
5.21.2009
T-SHIRT SLOGAN IDEAS FOR SUMMER
-THIS MAN IS DYING
-I BOUGHT THIS
-I LOVE HUNTING WHITE TAILS
(over a map of Hokkaido)
-CLARA PETACCI
-I BOUGHT THIS
-I LOVE HUNTING WHITE TAILS
(over a map of Hokkaido)
-CLARA PETACCI
5.20.2009
SIDE EFFECTS
Sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake, with amnesia for the event, as well as behaviors such as being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation, and hallucinations have been reported. Don’t take it with alcohol as it may increase these behaviors. In patients with depression, worsening of depression, including risk of suicidal thoughts or actions may occur.
CURRENT SITUATION
Just got over a stomach flu. Had to be treated at the local police hospital because nowhere else was open on Saturday.
Found myself staring across the room at my cell phone to see whether the light was blinking or not.
Ex-girlfriend is getting married.
Most recent girlfriend dumped me because she secretly had a fiancee in Korea.
Went to the studio but didn't work, just looked at videos on the internet of Vogue dancing from the early '80s.
Cut myself shaving.
Listened to Fred Lane.
Hung out with some friends who are trying to organize a fruit catering business. One of the people there who was complaining about how broke he is later drove away in an olive green Mercedes and we all talked shit about him.
Was handed a bag of navel oranges.
Listened to the Buzzcocks.
Talked to a friend of mine who would rather stay home and watch hours of movies alone than hang out.
Listened to a radio show about animals going extinct.
Talked to my father on the phone about Sodom and Gomorrah, and how Lot sent his daughters out to be raped, and later after the city was destroyed, Lot's daughters got him drunk and took turns fucking him in a cave.
Just found out a musician I hate is almost 50 and that made me feel better.
Blogged the fuck out of it.
Found myself staring across the room at my cell phone to see whether the light was blinking or not.
Ex-girlfriend is getting married.
Most recent girlfriend dumped me because she secretly had a fiancee in Korea.
Went to the studio but didn't work, just looked at videos on the internet of Vogue dancing from the early '80s.
Cut myself shaving.
Listened to Fred Lane.
Hung out with some friends who are trying to organize a fruit catering business. One of the people there who was complaining about how broke he is later drove away in an olive green Mercedes and we all talked shit about him.
Was handed a bag of navel oranges.
Listened to the Buzzcocks.
Talked to a friend of mine who would rather stay home and watch hours of movies alone than hang out.
Listened to a radio show about animals going extinct.
Talked to my father on the phone about Sodom and Gomorrah, and how Lot sent his daughters out to be raped, and later after the city was destroyed, Lot's daughters got him drunk and took turns fucking him in a cave.
Just found out a musician I hate is almost 50 and that made me feel better.
Blogged the fuck out of it.
5.18.2009
UP WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAR
7. Prohibition against kite flying.
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
5.17.2009
HELLO ROCK AND ROLL
HELLO ROCK AND ROLL
NOW SOME PICTURES OF DEAD AND OR NEAR DEAD PEOPLE FROM BEFORE YOU WERE BORN OR WERE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW;
THEY ARE DEAD NOW SO PERHAPS THEY WON'T MIND, OR RATHER BECAUSE THEIR CHILDREN DON'T MIND, AND NOW THEIR IMAGES BELONG TO US. WE CAN PRODUCE THE RECEIPTS.
HERE THEY ARE IN FRONT OF SKYLINES, THE CITIES YOU USED TO KNOW, AS THEY WERE BEFORE YOU KNEW THEM.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE WEARING. THESE WERE THE CLOTHES YOUR PARENTS TRIED TO WEAR. THEY HAD THESE PHOTOS TAPED UP ON THE MIRROR. FOR COMPARISON.
NOW THEY'RE BACK.
ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES.
AND THEY ARE USING OUR PRODUCTS.
NOW SOME PICTURES OF DEAD AND OR NEAR DEAD PEOPLE FROM BEFORE YOU WERE BORN OR WERE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW;
THEY ARE DEAD NOW SO PERHAPS THEY WON'T MIND, OR RATHER BECAUSE THEIR CHILDREN DON'T MIND, AND NOW THEIR IMAGES BELONG TO US. WE CAN PRODUCE THE RECEIPTS.
HERE THEY ARE IN FRONT OF SKYLINES, THE CITIES YOU USED TO KNOW, AS THEY WERE BEFORE YOU KNEW THEM.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE WEARING. THESE WERE THE CLOTHES YOUR PARENTS TRIED TO WEAR. THEY HAD THESE PHOTOS TAPED UP ON THE MIRROR. FOR COMPARISON.
NOW THEY'RE BACK.
ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES.
AND THEY ARE USING OUR PRODUCTS.
THE ANCIENT GODS HAVE DRIVEN ME MAD AND ALL I CAN WRITE IS HACK SHIT FOR NERDS TO LOVE AFTER I AM LONG DEAD
26 Dream of ancient castle stairs—sleeping guards—narrow window—battle on plain between men of England and men of yellow tabards with red dragons. Leader of English challenges leader of foe to single combat. They fight. Foe unhelmeted, but there is no head revealed. Whole army of foe fades into mist, and watcher finds himself to be the English knight on the plain, mounted. Looks at castle, and sees a peculiar concentration of fantastic clouds over the highest battlements.
27 Life and Death
Death—its desolation and horror—bleak spaces—sea-bottom—dead cities. But Life—the greater horror! Vast unheard-of reptiles and leviathans—hideous beasts of prehistoric jungle—rank slimy vegetation—evil instincts of primal man—Life is more horrible than death.
28 The Cats of Ulthar
The cat is the soul of antique Ægyptus and bearer of tales from forgotten cities of Meroë and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.
29 Dream of Seekonk—ebbing tide—bolt from sky—exodus from Providence—fall of Congregational dome.
30 Strange visit to a place at night—moonlight—castle of great magnificence etc. Daylight shews either abandonment or unrecognisable ruins—perhaps of vast antiquity.
31 Prehistoric man preserved in Siberian ice. (See Winchell—Walks and Talks in the Geological field—p. 156 et seq.)
32 As dinosaurs were once surpassed by mammals, so will man-mammal be surpassed by insect or bird—fall of man before the new race. [x]
33 Determinism and prophecy. [x]
34 Moving away from earth more swiftly than light—past gradually unfolded—horrible revelation.
35 Special beings with special senses from remote universes. Advent of an external universe to view.
From the one that cut you
Remember me? I'm the one that cut you
I hope the pain is gone
Did it hurt just a little bit?
Did it bleed just a little bit?
I cut you
I'm the one
I followed your footsteps
I say 'why can't we be friends?'
You slipped
You fell
You screamed
Impaled
Though I cut you
Please don't
Make a scene
I hope the pain is gone
Did it hurt just a little bit?
Did it bleed just a little bit?
I cut you
I'm the one
I followed your footsteps
I say 'why can't we be friends?'
You slipped
You fell
You screamed
Impaled
Though I cut you
Please don't
Make a scene
5.03.2009
5.02.2009
ALIEN VS PREDATOR
"Alien vs Predator" explains what happened to me last night.
A perfect metaphor. I was the alien.
They won't be displaying this skull in Osaka.
A perfect metaphor. I was the alien.
They won't be displaying this skull in Osaka.
5.01.2009
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