HALF UNCANNY VALLEY TAIWANESE SHARK ALLIGATOR(WOMEN OBJECTIFIED AGAIN, BUT HALFWAY)

Greetings from those United States,
may I present today's topic with all types of cartoon sound-effects;
Gentlemen, if you will, please skip to 3:00mins

PERHAPS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD

My lovely lady:
I am coming to America on May 19th, eleven o'clockish.

How long will I be there?
I don't know maybe a year or so.
Then I go back to Japan and get married.
Think about it.