JESUS BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION

"The Gods Are Real,

They Are Violent Aliens!

Wherefore,

Intelligent species probably evolved long before us, therefore,

They may have journeyed here and interfered with the development of life on earth, as science can deduce from patterns of rapid evolution, fossilized abductions, and hybrid species, therefore,

The gods of world religions, may be these aliens, therefore,

They give hidden prophecies about themselves, and secretly influence world events, and they pollute each others revelations with forgeries such as Genesis 1, therefore,

There might never be an Almighty God, as even the holy scriptures attest, therefore,

There is war among these alien gods, according to the law of Survival of the Fittest, therefore,

The alien gods compete for the genetic resources of earth, therefore,

The alien gods have haphazardly and imperfectly influenced the evolution of humanity and other creatures, as Genesis and the lost Biblical book of Enoch attest, therefore,

Because this cosmos is so filled with alien warfare, barbaric cruelties, forgeries, and genetic perversion, the Christian God has revealed to us that this cosmos is a failure, therefore,

Jesus Christ has endeavored to challenge the system, therefore,

Let it hereby be resolved the Jesus believes in evolution, and he hates it."

qed