"This changes the face of computing" said area white man.
Apparently the current face of computing opened its computer mouth and delivered a speech about some kind of tablet complete with stylus for digital cuneiformatting.
"I'm holding it in my hands but it is so light I am not sure if I am actually still holding it in my hands!" screamed a white woman, who was indeed holding the tablet. During her brief statement she checked multiple times to make sure she was still holding this marvel of science.
Later some people talked about a television show and a possible war between two rival television shows. Almost imperceptibly an explosion was heard in the distance.
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Can said "computer" tell me what Lady GaGa was think when she wore "____"?
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, there were some pan eurasian women using the masturbating sub-routine included with the pad. They were in the back, in the cages, covered in slime, being fed a intravenous nutritional solution laced with codine. But they were there.
ReplyDeleteHow you could miss them, I can only wonder about the validity of your reportage.