2.19.2010

AGAIN, AND FROM THE HEART, FUCK YOU JAPAN; or CRUELTY


So I just saw this on TV, apparently this 14 year old British girl got a DVD/record deal from being a popular youtube celebrity, gaining fans among Japanese pederasts.

What the fuck. When do I get signed?

6 comments:

  1. This dance craze, or that other one with the girls wearing terrifying masks, dancing in their bedrooms.

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  2. What I'm saying is you've got options. Get dancin' pretty boy, pretty pretty boy. Pretty boy. Pretty... pretty boy. Pretty boy. Pretty boy, pretty pretty boy. Pretty. Boy.

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  3. You're a pretty boy... girl... boy... girl... boy... girl...
    What are you?

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  4. I'm her sister... her daughter... her, sister... her daughter her sister her daughter her sister..!!!!..... I'm HER SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER.

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  5. On second thought I think the above was a real steve jobs of a joke.

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  6. My quote was from a homeless man trying to flirt with a very young Toby Goodshank, an actual quote.

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