WHALES AND DOLPHINS

There was an 8.9 quake in Japan, the largest in 140-something years. My girlfriend sent me some e-mails saying she is fine, and I called her, but now I can't connect to her at all. All the phonelines are busy and she is not responding to e-mail, they are probably not getting through. None of the trains in Tokyo are running so she, like many people, is crossing the whole city on foot.
Looking for breaking news on the quake, I checked out the internet.
I found a video of the tsunami on youtube.
The highest rated comment is this:
"Whales and dolphins 1 - Japan 0 , sort of evens things up a bit in the great scheme of things." from user 'zblmgtube'
Yup. Human lives vs. Dolphin lives, and the 'great scheme of things'.
Can we get an Imam's opinion up in here? Did we get this quake because Japanese women weren't following Sharia law? Or was it truly the vengeance of dolphin ghosts. I personally blame gay marriage!

Thanks Zblmgtube!