6.10.2009

SUMMER BALLAD AS OF JUNE 10th 2009

Somebody's Daughter:
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8 comments:

  1. Nathan CG10.6.09

    Man, I was just about to watch some porn and yank it for a spell, but first I thought I'd just wander over and see if my ole buddy Alex had put up anything new on his blog. Big mistake.
    Now my mind is full of shame and regret but my balls are as blue as babe the ox, and my peener has gone full noodle!
    Thanks for nothing!

    -Concerned Taxpayer

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  2. Nobodaddy's son10.6.09

    Dear Taxpayer;

    Feel free to masturbate to pornography,
    just make damn sure that everyone starring in it is an orphan.

    love,
    Nobodaddy's son

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  3. Anonymous10.6.09

    Fair enough! Thanks 4 the advice Nobodaddy!

    **UPDATE**

    Cc-cold. I feel so c-c-c-cold.. Like death. Why... why is everyone in orphan porn wearing an eyepatch? Why do they make love like they have no souls? Plastic, lifeless bodies writhing....
    I have seen the dead walk.

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  4. ORPHAN PAMUK11.6.09

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  5. Nathan CG11.6.09

    Hi Cindy,
    I'm a little skeptical that you are truly parentless and I can masturbate to you guilt free.
    Let me ask you a few questions that only a truly parentless erotic worker would know.
    Do you seek the approval of stern men and accommodating women as they wait for amtrak trains?
    Do you read the classified ads for "forgot baby somewhere" ads?
    Do you feel a mortal wound in your soul of being rejected by the ones who brought you into the world and try to fill it with meaningless sex and excessive drug and alchohol use?
    Have you forgotten what love is?

    Please get back to me and I may further evaluate our erotic transaction.

    Best,
    Registered Republican

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  6. Toby Goodshank13.6.09

    i'm an orphan
    jerk off to me, ya lucky so-and-so!

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  7. alex13.6.09

    to toby;
    Already two steps ahead of you...!

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  8. Anonymous14.6.09

    The second step is cleanup?

    Boy. I know it's my fault, but we're really through the looking glass on this one, Alice. I apologize to everyone.

    Sincerely,
    -Conservative Blogger.

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