11.06.2009

MY UMBRELLAS (SAID TO THE RHYTHM OF "MY ADIDAS")

Current status: Listening to DJ Jimi "Sumt' In Missing"

I'm not sure if I have blogged™ about this yet:
I made 3 umbrella designs for AND A Tokyo. Apparently they are selling well.
The pink one seems to be selling well, so they tell me, which is kind of disappointing because it is the design I like the least. But to quote the bard: "girls buy pink things, crackhead buy crack/And a white man get paid off of all of that."
Seriously, when I was making the rough designs the editor said "Could you make this design a little more girl-friendly?"
And I said "How should I do that?"
And she said "I don't know, add pictures of cake or something?"
So I added some jewels and flowers and called it a day.

Also a general hello to everyone.
this is a blog™ so I should tell everyone how I am doing:
STATUS: Stomach Flu(?)
I'm going to be self-indulgent and self-important enough on the internet to tell you all about this: I have a fever, but not only that...
Diarrhea. My Diarrhea. It's painful and I keep doing it, like I can't stop.
Also the only thing in the bathroom is this:
I keep forgetting to bring a different book so I have been sitting on the toilet reading comic versions of chinese horror stories. Some highlights? Man gets lost in the mountains and joins a tribe of hairy people who live in giant nests in trees and becomes one of them after accidentally have sex with a female, later the hairy people form into a giant yeti to fight of invaders. Chinese sorceror fights aborted fetus haunting a horse's stomach. Rich old woman puts head inside an earthenware pot to become young with hilarious accursed results. I'm not sure whether it is the just the fever or this comic which is destroying my mind. Also there is a scene where a child enchants a table to become a pegasus and flies around on it, accompanied by a captured convict depicted as a bearded man's head sticking out of a jug. What the fuck.

So in closing,
Buy my umbrellas (sorry actually I don't think they sell outside of Japan)
Read my blog™ for more details on what is coming out of me.

Also comment on my blog. The only person who does is N. Jewelick.

3 comments:

  1. ha! fantastic entry
    i misread that as N. Jeweldick

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  2. Ladies, ladies, ladies. You're both right.

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  3. And by the way those umbrellas are fucking great man. damn. If I could buy one I would, can I buy one? It doesn't rain here but I hate people looking at me.
    How's your poop. Let me know specifically when you get to the no solids, semi clear warm bile stage. I know where to sell it.

    Fuck that story. That story don't have no self respect.

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