WHAT

So I got an email from my ex-girlfriend and she has a new last name because she got married..?
I'm not sure why but this makes me want to go out into the street and start punching myself and others.

Addendum:

I was immediately hit with this

"I own a little city
Awful pretty
Can’t help people
Can hurt them though
Shoot their dogs
Mess ‘em up
Be imaginative
Plant trees
Best to leave ‘em alone?
Who decides?
Sam’s wife is Sam’s wife and coveting is not nice."
Which is from Donald Barthelme's short story "I bought a little city".
The last time I read that story (September?), when I read these lines I thought about my ex, and a time when I was waiting for her in Ikebukuro station, by the smoking section, reading the above lines. Strange how things get tied in like that. The circuit of my being is flooded with nostalgia.

Eh.

I broke up with her anyway.