ATTENTION: WOMEN AND MEN OF EARTH

Well, I have passed my certification exam and am now licensed to perform the following sex positions:

1. The Tyrant
2. Champagne Holiday
3. The Andromache*
4. The Sister Sledge
5. Shadowless Hands*
6. The "Get at Me" Dog
7. The Reverse Caliope
8. Blue Ribbon
9. The Down Escalator
10. The Emperor's Sled*
11. Tesla Coil
12. Night Congress
13. The Eel
14. The Conqueror Worm
15. Reverse Albatross*
16. Golden Apple
17. The Off White
18. Sotto Vocce

Text your request, starred positions are weekday only, thank you.