Showing posts with label Robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robots. Show all posts
11.25.2009
10.20.2009
6.29.2009
EARLY NINETEEN NINETIES NOSTALGIA IS STUPID SHIT FOR IDIOTS
I have found myself at a few events recently where there are a bunch of Europeans in neo-1990s clothing. Everyone is wearing shitty clashing cross-color shit and neon plastic garbage.
I don't understand if this is IRONIC or not. And I don't care.
The early 1990s was shit.
And I stand by this.
Yes there was some great music.
But for the most part it was garbage. And I present this as evidence.
Saw a dude dressed like this last Friday.
Fuck you.
Go the fuck back to Helsinki.
I don't understand if this is IRONIC or not. And I don't care.
The early 1990s was shit.
And I stand by this.
Yes there was some great music.
But for the most part it was garbage. And I present this as evidence.
Saw a dude dressed like this last Friday.
Fuck you.
Go the fuck back to Helsinki.
5.18.2009
UP WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAR
7. Prohibition against kite flying.
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
4.29.2009
WHAT ROBOTS TEACH US ABOUT POP MUSIC
Okay, which one of you metal men is the robot they call T Pain?
He killed the robot mercenary who was raising my illegitimate child.
WHAT ROBOTS TEACH US ABOUT WAR
It is an interesting idea but in our modern world we all know how hard it is for a single parent to raise a child. The same goes for robotic mercenaries.
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