Showing posts with label Kites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kites. Show all posts
3.11.2010
1.29.2010
WHITE PEOPLE FLIP OUT ABOUT PORTABLE COMPUTER
"This changes the face of computing" said area white man.
Apparently the current face of computing opened its computer mouth and delivered a speech about some kind of tablet complete with stylus for digital cuneiformatting.
"I'm holding it in my hands but it is so light I am not sure if I am actually still holding it in my hands!" screamed a white woman, who was indeed holding the tablet. During her brief statement she checked multiple times to make sure she was still holding this marvel of science.
Later some people talked about a television show and a possible war between two rival television shows. Almost imperceptibly an explosion was heard in the distance.
Apparently the current face of computing opened its computer mouth and delivered a speech about some kind of tablet complete with stylus for digital cuneiformatting.
"I'm holding it in my hands but it is so light I am not sure if I am actually still holding it in my hands!" screamed a white woman, who was indeed holding the tablet. During her brief statement she checked multiple times to make sure she was still holding this marvel of science.
Later some people talked about a television show and a possible war between two rival television shows. Almost imperceptibly an explosion was heard in the distance.
5.18.2009
UP WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAR
7. Prohibition against kite flying.
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
Kite flying has wicked consequences, such as gambling, death among children, and truancy,
Shops selling kites will be removed.
-From the 16 decrees announced on Radio Sharia, by the Taliban occupying Kabul in September 1996
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