8.31.2010

TICKA TIC TOC MY GOLDEN HEN, LAYING EGGS FOR THE GENTLEMEN, SOMETIMES 9 & SOMETIMES 10. AND WHENEVER SHE LAY LORD, SHE MAKE AN ALARM, COCK-COCKA-LEO!

HELLO.
Here are some images from the second half of part 4 of my comic as well as images from part 5,
thank you.






8.26.2010

THE SECRET GENEALOGY OF THE BOSS PART I

THE SECRET GENEALOGY OF "THE BOSS":
Transmission of the Cursed Blood in the Ancient World; From Adam:


Adam Ruhani -(pre-curse)-> Homo Habilis -(half-curse)-> Cain -(full curse)-> Patient Zero -(identity unknown, attacked under a naked, black tree)-> The Hunter, Gracchus-(the curse came alive in his blood when he was struck down by the gods for hunting a sacred bird. Alive, in his coffin he still navigates the waterways of the underworld)-> Frinklaan Malone -(deceased and then reborn, building collectible antiques and buying them centuries later)-> a nameless ape -(left-handed, likes: The colors brown and red, fucking, killing. Dislikes: Light, the seasons, clouds, the sun, unblemished skin.)-> Gilgamesh I -(after he played a drum solo on the bones of Enkidu, while crying in seamstress's house, over a crack in the floor which lead directly to the netherworld)-> Puru-ravas Aila I -(Smiling as he dipped his hand in salt and then slapped his grandfather to death)-> Nimrod -(caught the bad gene from his mother, not by birth but later when he had sex with her)-> Laomedon --> Jade Emperor of Yu Huang -(when he buried a gaggle of children up to their necks in his courtyard and and ate a banquet in front of them, and later, when he washed his hands with vinegar)-> Sargon I of Akkad -(the curse was awakened in his blood when he took a shit on his astrolabe and then ate the flesh of a woman)-> Emperor Qin Shi Huang -(Attacked at age 49, awoke covered in blood surrounded by his terracotta army, now with a stutter in his heart and fangs)-> Dangun Wanggeom's bastard son by a women with a tattoo-(His blood boiling as he kicked a horse to death at a country fair)-> Abydos II-(Attacked while dancing in the shadow of a cracked boulder)-> Royal Shoemaker for Emperor Jimmu -(the curse awoke in him when the three-legged crow pecked out his left eye, while the Emperor laughed and spanked a consort with his longbow)->Ham -(In anger as he stood on a barren beach and thought about his father drunkenly brushing a giraffe)-> Lestek I -(Attacked by his wife while he was asleep, dreaming about a big fish eating a little fish)-> Kashekhemwy -(Inside a stone crypt thinking about loud music in the cold silence)-> King Parahu's Nameless Son-(in a cloud of incense, shut up in a crypt made of mud and stone, listening to the drums outside)-> Clodion de Chevelu-(Shut up in a crypt, trying to cut his hair with blunt rocks)-> Acestorides -(with eyes half closed, watching his banished enemy becoming a speck on the horizon, furiously masturbating)-> Simeon I of Bulgaria -(on the toilet, or, what passed for a toilet back then)-> Pepin the Hunchback -(In the doorway of a monastery, his hands becoming claws)-> Frederick I Barbarossa -(from birth)-> Charles IV --> Tewodros -(after a battle pulling the teeth out of the enemy corpses, he pricked his finger on a fang) -> Pipo of Ozora -(In a ceremony for the Order of the Dragon, where he made love to a masked woman and then was showered with cattle guts)-> THE BOSS


NOTE: Though The Boss' initials are "VD", the curse is in no way a venereal disease

7.18.2010

GENTLEMEN;



Has it really been a year..?

What the fuck. As bad as last year, less shocking though.

This is happening in the world you and I live in.

edit:

Joseph Bruce was the last born of three children. His father, Richard Bruce, stole all of the family's money and left when Bruce was two years old.[2] Joe's mother, Linda, was forced to care for him and his siblings, Robert and Theresa, off the income she made as a janitor. At age four, Joe and his brother caught a butterfly, and both were fascinated by the vibrant colors and overall peacefulness of the creature.[2] They kept the butterfly in a jar overnight, and intended to free it the following morning. When they awoke, the brothers found the butterfly had died, and felt as if they had committed a murder. The brothers made a vow that "one day, [they] will make it to heaven, so that [they] can [...] apologize to that Butterfly face-to-face."[2] On every Insane Clown Posse album and EP it reads "Dedicated to the Butterfly" because of this vow.

Found on Wikipedia

6.23.2010

PART 4: THE GLISTENING






This is part 4, parts of part 4. Part 4 is currently unfinished and I am working on it.
PS- The first panel in the second image references Henri Rousseau's "Black attacked by leopard," progenitor of quasi-racism playing in the blurred lines between genius and manchildism. That's right, I'm calling you and Daniel Johnston to the carpet.
(Just kidding I love Rousseau. And I don't think that picture is racist.)

WORKS PART 3: WONDERS CEASE





I may not know what I like nor do I know art but these are scenes from part 3, thank you for looking at scenes from part 3.

OLD NEW WORKS PT.2(PS THIS SHIT IS COPYRIGHT AND WHATNOT SO I WILL CHOKE YOU OUT)(AMERICA)(THE WHOLE WORLD)







Images from part 2 of "Golden Age 3056".

6.22.2010

NEW(OLD?) WORK

Here is a sampling of some images from the thing I am currently working on, a comic called "Golden Age"




This is all from part 1 and I am already on part 4 but I am just getting around to scanning it all.
It's new but also old considering I have been working on it for a long time. Old new.
Altneu.
I started working on it in the attic of the synagogue until I went haywire, scaring the very rabbi who created me.
He erased the aleph from my name and I fell apart, back into the dirt and religious texts from which I was made.

6.14.2010

"FUCK Y'ALL™" C.1908

Amongst the evils of a penal colony is the society of those who form it; and if the reader is worthy of better company, he will need no words from me to remind him of what he has to put up with at present. If he has a soul above the common, or if he is a man of genius, he will occasionally feel like some noble prisoner of state, condemned to work in the galleys with common criminals; and he will follow his example and try to isolate himself.

5.27.2010

HALF UNCANNY VALLEY TAIWANESE SHARK ALLIGATOR(WOMEN OBJECTIFIED AGAIN, BUT HALFWAY)

Greetings from those United States,
may I present today's topic with all types of cartoon sound-effects;
Gentlemen, if you will, please skip to 3:00mins

5.13.2010

PERHAPS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD

My lovely lady:
I am coming to America on May 19th, eleven o'clockish.

How long will I be there?
I don't know maybe a year or so.
Then I go back to Japan and get married.
Think about it.

4.26.2010

MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE


IN SUMMARY:
Things are going to be different now

4.23.2010

BARDO: OUR JOURNEY

(How the internet helped me to understand)

In the terma discovered by Karma Lingpa, Guru Padmasambhava introduces six different bardos.

The first bardo begins when we take birth and endures as long as we live.


Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born.
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.


The second is the bardo of dreams.
(self-explanatory)


The third is the bardo of concentration or meditation.

...In seeing there is love, in being seen there is abhorrence. One grins, trying to bear the pain of being seen. But not just anyone can be someone who only looks. If the one who is looked at looks back, then the person who was looking becomes the one who is looked at...


The fourth occurs at the moment of death.

At the end of the Hentai Manga Alice in Sexland, it is revealed that Alice broke her neck while fleeing from her oppressors at the very start - the entire realm of Sexland is her afterlife. (And it's explicitly single-occupant - she's the only "real" person there besides the Queen of Hearts, and one of them needs to be reincarnated.) Given that the whole story up until then has been a cheerful sexual adventure vaguely mimicing Carroll's classic book, it's a rather unsettling twist of genre.
Or so you heard?
I think we're mature enough to acknowledge that we all enjoy porn. also, its not that the characters aside from Alice and the Queen aren't "real", they're more akin to nature spirits than souls. remember that Sexland is a Japanese story, and that the major religion of Japan is animistic.



The fifth is known as the bardo of the luminosity of the true nature.




The sixth is called the bardo of transmigration or karmic becoming

4.11.2010

I AM PSALM

YEAH, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE UNCANNY VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF SEX
I WILL FEAR FOR EVIL: FOR THE ART WITHIN ME
MY ROD MY STAFF MY COMFORT FOOD
PREPAID, AND ON THE TABLE BEFORE ME, THE PRESENTS OF MINE ENEMIES
TO ALLOW THIS HEAD TO BOIL; MY CUP RUNNETH OVER

ON SHORE LEAVE GOOSEFLESH AND MERCY FLOW OVER ME THE DAYS OF MY LIFE
I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD FOREVER

4.09.2010

TIME, TO DIE



I know that the above video is supposed to make me feel the wonder and majesty of our world, but instead, it has had the opposite effect.

It is time to end my faggot life and say goodbye to this cruel world of miracles.


The Undersigned, (DECEASED)
A. Degen